Ten Commandments

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Saltwater Aquarium Ten Commandments

Just having a little fun with this one….

A friend of mine went up to mount MACNA and came down with these fifteen….I mean ten…Ten Commandments for the Saltwater Aquarium Hobby

humorous list of ten commandments for the saltwater aquarium

The Ten Commandments of the Saltwater Aquarium Hobby

  1. This is the one true an expensive hobby, thou shall have no money left after this one
  2. Thou shalt not worship purchase the Moorish Idol
  3. Thou shalt not take the name of Amphiprion ocellaris in vain by calling it “nemo”
  4. Remember to keep holy consistent the partial water change
  5. Honor the one angelfish per aquarium rule
  6. Thou shalt not keep incompatible species in your tank
  7. Thou shalt not adulterate thy tank with fake treasure chests, volcanoes, or other cheesy decorations
  8. Thou shalt not steal electricity from thy neighbor’s house to run thy lights
  9. Thou shalt not bear false witness about using a quarantine tank—we all know you don’t
  10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s tank, acan frags, ATO system, or anything else they have that you don’t

What do you think? Did I miss any? Have a better list? What are your ten commandments? Leave a post or send me an email. Thanks!

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